#DEverb: Fessebook

So, lucky you, I’m doing this: DEverb

PROMPT ONE
Facebook, or as we call it in our house – Fessebook:
  • How many “friends” do you have on FB?
  • How many would you have if you actually had to hang out and interact with them regularly?
  • Who would be the first to go, and why?

I am currently in possession of 303 Facebook “Friends:”

JAMES MOTHERFUCKING FRANCO

I suspect my real “Friend” count would probably not include the 87 people I have marked as “Acquaintances:”

aquantinces is a hard word to spell.

Without a doubt, the first to go would be this chick:

YOU, AMANDA. IT WOULD BE YOU.

YOU, AMANDA. IT WOULD BE YOU.

BECAUSE HER POSTS DRIVE ME F*CKING INSANE. CASE IN POINT:

HOW IS THAT EVEN WORTHY OF POSTING?

HOW IS THAT EVEN WORTHY OF POSTING?

REALLY, AMANDA? YOU NEED ME TO EXPLAIN HOW TIME WORKS?

REALLY, AMANDA? YOU NEED ME TO EXPLAIN HOW TIME WORKS?

WHO THE FU*K CARES?!

WHO THE FU*K CARES?!

With love,
Dwayne

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